Hey guys, whays up, Pat here, bringing you another blog post. This is more of a taste of the writing I’m planning on doing soon. This isn’t the actual project, this a taste of the style I’m planning on doing.

Pat: I’ve come along way from where I am now.
Brody: Do tell, how long the way?
Pat: Why?
Brody: Because I have a large factor of if you get the grant or not.
Pat: Good point. It all started along time ago, 9 days to be exact.
Brody: 9 days?
Pat: A man can lose their house, wife, and car in 9 days.
Brody: My goodness, you lost your house, wife, and your car in 9 days?
Pat: Of course not, silly goose! I only lost my house and wife.
Brody: Oh dear.
Pat: Yeah, apparently women have this “thing” about not “sleeping” with another “women”. And they also have this “thing” about their divorse “attorney” being their “brother” so that they can get the “house” and half of my “money”.
Brody: My goodness, that seems a tad unfair.
Pat: She ended up going down.
Brody: Mercyful Neptune! You killed her?
Pat: Of course not. When she was at work, I wrote myself into her will, so I would get all her stuff when she died, and when the ninjas came, she was a casualty.
Brody: Well bless her soul.
Pat: Naw, she was actually cheating on me with the evil dictator and was planning to takeover the world with him.
Brody (In Head): The grant is his, but I’m so making him tell the whole story.