On the first day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… an exploded house!
On the second day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee! On the third day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseeee! On the fourth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee! On the fifth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… 5 WTFssssssssssssssss! 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee! On the sixth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… 6 XP lost 5 WTFssssssssss! 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee! On the seventh day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… 7 creeps a creeping 6 XP lost 5 WTFsssssssss! 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee! On the eighth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me… 8 enderman endering
7 creeps a creeping 6 XP lost 5 WTFsssssssss! 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee! On the ninth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me…
9 music discs 8 enderman endering
7 creeps a creeping 6 XP lost 5 WTFsssssssss! 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee! On the tenth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me…
10 blocks destroyed 9 music discs 8 enderman endering
7 creeps a creeping 6 XP lost 5 WTFsssssssss! 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded housssseee!
On the eleventh day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me…
11 fresh new aspirins 10 blocks destroyed 9 music discs 8 enderman endering
On the twelfth day of Creepermas, a Creeper gave to me…
12 respawings 11 fresh new aspirins 10 blocks destroyed 9 music discs 8 enderman endering 7 creeps a creeping 6 XP lost 5 WTFsssssssss! 4 aggravations 3 hearts gone 2 gun powders and an exploded houssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee! HAPPY HOLIDAYS- Patrick
Yo, I’m a CreeperAnd U love to creepAnd my brothers a sheeperSo I get sheep!I’ll explode on your stuffPrepare to loseYou think I bluff?And you will then oozeYour house will be goneYou’ll be dead as a fawnI’ll be mowing your lawnMY NAME IS DON!‘CAUSE CREEPERS CREEPAND I HATE MEEPAND MY CAR GOES BEEP BEEP!CREEPERS CREEP!NOW WHERE’S THAT PLAYER?
Puma CreeperOh woah!Oh woah!Oh woah!When I look in front, I see aPlayyyyyaaa!Oh woah!Oh woah!I chase him, down the streeet!He can’t escape,So he gets draaaaapeOh death!
Cowboy CreeperLife is like Minecraft,And I wanna play itAll night longNo, no, no mom, I wanna just 1 hour more!Oh yeah!If your leaning my way, then you’ll be lenientAnd lent me play some moreOH CRAP A CREEPER!NO NO NO NO NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!I MAY HAVE WOKE THE CAT, BUT NO!!!!
Gothic CreeperGosh life stinksWalking aroundNever having funThis song doesn’t rhymeBut a never have timeTo write good lyricsI won an awardThat said “YOU SUCK”In big gold lettersIt is my prized possessionI fell into a recessionCreated by a playerThen he pored lavaOn my goth Creeper face
Sac re blurI will rap so fastIt will make your eyes blurAll that stuff is in the pastI will winKnow why?‘Cause losings a French sinIn my noob tactic book, there’s nothin’ but liesI’ll explode after you’ve gone miningGotta a lot a goods?Good, my pants’ll get gem lining!I’ll make beast coal hoods!I’m gonna get the cool millionPrepare to be blown away‘Cause next I get the cool billionI’M GONNA WIN ALL DAY!
Simpa CreeperLife is betterWhen it is simpleI don’t have to stressIt’s not a messI simply confessI prefer words lessBut that’s just a guessBOOM that was your mindGet back to the grindI love to findA CHEST! With no items.WHO WON? YOU DECIDE! CRREEEEPPERIAN IDOOOOLLLLLL!
There once was a Creeper and his dad was mean,So Lil’ Creeper hatched a plan.When Papa Creeper said “Eat your rotten flesh!”,Lil’ Creeper shouted no a ran.So Lil’ Creeper tricked his dad, And locked him in the cellar.His mom never found out where Papa Creeper went,‘Cause Lil’ Creeper didn’t tell her.So Papa Creeper spent his days ,Eating spiders and gruel.And for every bite for 50 years, He was sorry he’d been cruel.
10 little Creepers jumping on the bed1 fell off and broke his headThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the bed!”9 little Creepers jumping on the house1 fell off and killed his spouseThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the house!” 8 little Creepers jumping on the dungeon1 fell off and grew a bunionThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the dungeon!” 7 little Creepers jumping on the tower1 fell off and tasted sourThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the tower!” 6 little Creepers jumping on the mansion1 fell off and got an extensionThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the mansion!” 5 little Creepers jumping in line1 fell and broke his spineThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping in line!” 4 little Creepers jumping on the tree1 fell of and shattered his kneeThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the tree!” 3 little Creepers jumping on the ball1 fell off and had a big fallThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the ball!” 2 little Creepers jumping on the cave1 fell off and then felt graveThe doctor called and said, “No more Creepers jumping on the cave!” 1 little Creeper jumping on the abodeHe fell of then, EXPLODE!
All the world is Minecraft, and men and women merely players.First, the noob, born with no experience.Second, the newbie, with some experience.Third, the fool, risking diamonds for arrows.Forth, the warrior, the brave adventurer.Fifth, the builder, who wishes to build, build, and build.Sixth, the relaxer, who wishes to recline.Seventh, the Creeper kills you.All the world is Minecraft, and men and woman are merely players.
On a pitch black night,A crazy Creeper smells a Minecraft player,Then the Creeper kills him.During the freshly upturned day,A player goes outside of his house,And meets a charged Creeper.In a newly found dungeon,A weary Minecraft traveler finds a Creeper,Never sees Diamond Pick again.
There once was a Creeper named Harry, who lived a miserable life in a mob spawner. He was always on fire. But then, a fool came into the dungeon he was in. He killed the other Creepers. Then as he took out Harry’s spawner, Harry was freed and took the player’s life! “I’m free!” Harry said. “I’m going to Magma’s School Of Creeperdry and Creepercraft!” He went their. He met two other Creepers, Ron Boom and Herminone Gunpowder. There was a rumor that an Enderdragon was guarding a golden apple. Turns out there was. Harry accidentally stumbled upon a portal. He was never seen again.THE END
There once was a Creeper who came from the Elemental Creepers mod. All the other Creepers made fun of him because he was useless and only dropped cookies. But all the Minecraft players loved him. He made a friend, Jimmy. But Jimmy wasn’t his friend he just wanted cookies. He let the Creeper explode. Then he took his cookies. Then Jimmy ate the cookies. Then Jimmy was killed by a Magma Creeper.THE ENDPatrickboese YouTube Channel Please Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/patrickboese#g/u
Silly Creeper sleepySilly Creeper sadSilly Creeper tiredSilly Creeper gladSilly Creeper wants to explodeSilly Creeper sees an abodeSill Creeper craves to killSilly Creeper explodes right on Will!
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