To the tune of “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” by R.E.M based on the Shiloh book series. He hemm…

That’s great it starts with a warning shot.

 Birds and snakes and Marty, they all start to trot.

 And Marty is not afraid.

 Eye of a psychopath makes Marty scream in vain!

 Listen to Shiloh scream!

 Then Judd grabs the shotgun!

 Roy does not know!

 Judd is getting annoyed, grabs the ammo, and goes into his… truck!

 Puts his foot on the gas, and starts eating a bass!

 Oh my gosh, it’s a cop, and Judd is SPEEDING!!

 Car by car, cops yelling, screaming, going,(and I think a rookie was maybe even peeing!).

 Look at that speeding car, fine then, uh-oh, Shiloh, better organize a funeral, which I can do.

 Save yourself, and leave that DOG BEHIND!

 Listen to your dog whine and mope, it is not sad, right, right.

 Judd jumps out of his truck to murder Shiloh! 

Feeling pretty psyched.

 It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it. 

It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it.

 It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it. 

And I feel fine. 

Six o’clock, Shiloh’s final hour!

 Whoops, Marty dropped a match!

 Listen to Marty’s house burn, hear Marty’s stomach churn.

 Locking on, preparing, reloading, and eating bass.

 The cops have come, but alas, they’re too late!

 Call the coast guard, call the navy, call the marines, (but we don’t need no dang firefighters!).

 Watch yourself, and the fire won’t give you pain.

 A dog, a dog, a dog soon to be gone! 

Offer Marty solutions, offer him an escape route. 

And Marty declines. 

It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it. 

It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it. 

(It’s time Shiloh met the end; 1 book is enough)

It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it. 

And I feel fine. 

The other night I dreamt of a world without Shiloh.

 Southerners sit in a line, Roy, Doc Murphy, David Howard and Lowis. 

Judd prepares the gun and aims at target. BOOM! 

Shiloh’s pushing up daisies.

Right? 

Right! 

It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it.

 It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it.

(It’s time Shiloh is gone; 1 book is enough)

It’s the end of Shiloh as we know it. And I feel fine.

Mood: Song Writey