I finished Wizard of Earthsea, and it sucks, but not enough for me to ditch it totally and read another book and have my project done by 2/2. I can’t do that! Well, I could. But I just can’t. How does this concern you, well, you my dear reader, get a video review! Of the book, not the movie, but, you may get a review of the movie too sometime. But I will review the book, plot holes and all. I could make a good PBBR. But I’ll give y’all a little taste of what may be included in the vid.

Me: Okay, are you Duny, Ged, or Sparrowhawk?

Ged: I am Sparrowhawk.

Me: Okay, you’re Sparrowhawk.

Narrator: Ged said.

Me: WHICH ONE ARE YOU!?

Professor: Blablablablablablablabla…

Me: Shut up.

Professor: Blablablablablablablabla…

Me: Shut up.

Professor: Blablablablablablablabla…

Me: Shut up!

Professor: Blablablablablablablabla…

Me: SHUT UP! I DON’T GIVE A DANG FLAMING FOX FART ABOUT THE FREAKIN’ BALANCE OF MAGIC AND EQUALIBREAM!

Professor: Blablablablablablablabla…

ME: AHHHH!!!!!!!!

Mood: Happy 

Hey, yawn. I just got out of bed, like 20 minutes ago, and I’m so tired. And, I also overslept. I also forget if I have to go to my thingy at 8:00. Oh well. . On that crappy book I have to read, I have the following comments:

1: Why put in one of the long and boring, 2 page long, if I might add, lectures off a teacher at the magical school? That’s like, in Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling writing on Professor Snape’s lectures on, wolfsbane potion, or something.

2: Why is Ged friends with an enemy? He acknowledges he doesn’t like him. It just doesn’t make sense.

3: Why does Ged think names like Smuk and Doed are strange when he is Gontish, his mentor was named Orion, and his name is freakin’ GED!?

4: Why would a school require students to spend a YEAR, no less, in a tower? I know it’s a magic school, but come on. One YEAR of lectures?  You didn’t see Rowling doing that, nor any other sane author who wrote about schools.

5: This book sucks.

Mood: Mad at Wizard Of Earthsea     

Hey, wazzzzzzzzuppppppp? I have to do this thing for my school where I have to read a fantasy book and then write a report about. The funny thing is, haha, you’re going to love this, I have to be halfway done by tomorrow with my book, and I haven’t started. Isn’t that hilarious? Hahahahahaha! And I ‘m writing when I should be reading! I would have been reading, but the book I choose, (because all my other choices looked stupid, and I actually read the blurbs, they sounded terrible) sucks eggs. Published in 1991, Wizard of Earthsea sucks eggs. The first few pages babble noscense about his family, the plot is feeble, and the main character is arrogant. So, instead of reading that sour excuse for a book I’m, get this, working on a brickfilm, (stop motion with LEGOs) about popular books series. Hahahahahahaha! Isn’t that hilarious? I’m also working on elaborate buildings on Minecraft! I also have two worksheets that I haven’t even started due tommorow, and I didn’t take notes because the teacher only hinted that we whould need them to complete the worksheets! Hahahahahahaha! Isn’t that hilarious? RUN ON SENTENCES FTW!

Mood: Overwhelmed