Like the popsicle? I do.

 

Although I am currently writing to you now, I am not typing from home, (or home row, for that matter). I’m on another computer, because the reason I have not been typing is because thanks to a GENIUS laptop choice, (hint hint) it crashed and I lost everything I have ever worked on, or cared about, in my entire life. I lost not only the tools to create but the inspiration as well. I will not be able to continue this until someone mans up for their mistakes and does a truly kind thing for someone who hasn’t exactly been the happiest lately, (hint hint). They did try to do the right thing, but I fear the same thing will happen again with the replacement. I don’t want to be gone for another six months. But I may have to if the replacement, (and Toshiba, you make such good laptops) repeats itself. I wish you the best, and I hope the person who I’m referencing reads this.

Pat: I’ve come along way from where I am now.
Brody: Do tell, how long the way?
Pat: Why?
Brody: Because I have a large factor of if you get the grant or not.
Pat: Good point. It all started along time ago, 9 days to be exact.
Brody: 9 days?
Pat: A man can lose their house, wife, and car in 9 days.
Brody: My goodness, you lost your house, wife, and your car in 9 days?
Pat: Of course not, silly goose! I only lost my house and wife.
Brody: Oh dear.
Pat: Yeah, apparently women have this “thing” about not “sleeping” with another “women”. And they also have this “thing” about their divorse “attorney” being their “brother” so that they can get the “house” and half of my “money”.
Brody: My goodness, that seems a tad unfair.
Pat: She ended up going down.
Brody: Mercyful Neptune! You killed her?
Pat: Of course not. When she was at work, I wrote myself into her will, so I would get all her stuff when she died, and when the ninjas came, she was a casualty.
Brody: Well bless her soul.
Pat: Naw, she was actually cheating on me with the evil dictator and was planning to takeover the world with him.
Brody (In Head): The grant is his, but I’m so making him tell the whole story.

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Whoa, getting carried away. Hi guys, Pat here, and I’m super stoked! Why you ask? Boy, you’re nosy. But, I’ll tell ya. Version 1.0 of my Secret Project is released! And, if you guys don’t know what it is, I can finally tell you! It’s a Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends showcase map. I hope to make a survival version of the map soon. And, since you guys get the backstage pass to what I’m working on, a Halloween Adventure Version and a Christmas Adventure Version. And like I previously said, a Regular Adventure Version. My secret project is, basically, a bunch of cool stuff in MINECRAFT. If you don’t got Minecraft, you don’t got my secret project. So, that’s just another reason to go out and get Minecraft. Even if you’re an adult, or a senior citizen, it’s really fun. Or even an emo teenager.  And emos are very hard to please. I prob’ly just offended 3 people. CHECK OUT MY VIDEO, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,MY MINECRAFT SECRET PROJECT!

BYE!